So, Josh and I are both a little obsessed with not having dry skin. We both have Gold Bond lotion in our cars just in case we are driving and have a dry skin moment. Go ahead, laugh. You know you'll ask to borrow it next time you ride with me.
Anyhoo, we were driving up to Knoxville last weekend and I noticed that Josh's arms were dry. Since he was driving, I said, "Stick your arm over here and I'll lotion it for you." (Because when he trys to multi-task when he drives, I usually yell at him to pay attention and keep it between the lines...he just thinks he's a safe driver with his knees. He's really not. So I thought I'd be nice and put lotion on his arms for him. I didn't want people thinking I had a crusty-skinned husband.)
So he complies (because he knows I won't leave him alone until he does, anyway), and I slather on some Gold Bond. How do men put on lotion? Cause I couldn't get it past his arm hair to his skin. And I got so tickled that I had to stop because I was balling his arm hairs in knots. For the record, he did NOT think it was so funny. He just kept looking at me like I had three heads. Finally I gave up and slicked his arm hairs down (also for the record, I felt like the lotion reached his skin at this point). Then I got tickled again because his arm hairs were all slicked down the same direction and really dark because of the lotion. I told him he looked like a Sasquatch. He was not amused. But I was. :)
3 comments:
(a) this is hilarious that you guys are addicted to Gold Bond and (b) I guess I haven't hit puberty yet because lotion goes straight through my peachfuzzed arms
That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
conrad just gave me the "you've got 3 heads" stare!! b/c i was seriously laughing OUT LOUD!! hahah
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